Thursday 28 October 2021

Conversation between the software engineer Husbands and his wife

Conversation between the software engineer Husbands and his wife

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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree?

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae Bhagwan! Forgot it! Where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going Husband - It’s now safe to turn off your computer.

Saturday 23 October 2021

THE REALITY OF GANDHI!!

 THE REALITY OF GANDHI!!

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(The following information is copied from Google. Anybody can read it and find out the truth by their search and research). Nothing is added from my side.

1. Gandhi used to sleep with girls of age between18 to 25. Very few people know about this but its true (for details you can read books by Dr L .R. BALI named “RANGEELA GANDHI” & “KYA GANDHI MAHATMA THE”) the girls who slept with

Gandhi accepted this. Gandhi used to say that he is doing all this for his BRAHMCHARI Experiments. What from his experiments he wanted to prove nobody knows? Gandhi himself accepted this that at the time of going to London for higher studieshe decided to keep himself away from MEAT, DARU and SEX, but he accepted that he could not control himself in the matter of SEX.

2. Gandhi went to South Africa just to earn money and name because here in India he could not do well, there he went mainly to save Abdullah & co. whose business was smuggling and charged very much for this.

3. In 1932, Gandhi collected crore 32 lakh in the name of “TILAK SWRAJ” fund, which was collected

For the use of DALITS. However, he did not spend a single penny on DALITS.

4. Throughout his entire life Gandhi kept on shouting that, he is in support of AAHIMSA. However, at

The time of Second World War he himself sends Indian army for the fight from England's side. AAHIMSA kaha gYI uss waqt?

5. During daytime, Gandhi spent the day in the Jhuggis but he spent the night in the rest house of Birla’s.

6. Gandhi advised people to live a simple life, but his simplicity was that when he was in jail there were

three women in the jail to serve him for his simplicity.

7. Gandhi did not open a single door of a Hindu temple in Gujrat his home province in India for the

UNTOUCHABLES.

8. Gandhi used to say that Subhash Chandra Bose is like his own son, but Gandhi went on hunger strike until Bose leaves his post in congress. Gandhi signed a treaty with British govt. that if he found Bose we will handover him to them (Bose was wanted those days).

9. Gandhi kept people in dark by saying that he was trying to save Bhagat Singh. However, the truth is that he never tried to contact VICEROY about Bhagat Singh issue. This all is said by the friend of Viceroy and Bhagat Singh named MANMATH NATH in his writings. Gandhi was scared to see the popularity of Bhagat Singh because his popularity was increasing of which Gandhi was insecure.

10. Gandhi said that if Pakistan is created, it will only happen after his death. However, it was Gandhi who signed 1st on the proposal of making Pakistan.

11. Gandhi cheated all Indians at ROUND TABLE CONFERENCES by not giving the details in proper & those details, which were true.

12. Gandhi started so many ANDOLANS & LEHARS against British govt. but after a month or so he withdrew all those ANDOLANS & LEHARS. Then what was the use of starting all those? What about the sacrifice of all those people who took part in those ANDOLANS? In addition, he never went to lead people in those ANDOLANS. Even Gandhi’s own sons were against him but I do not know why people were following him.

13. Now a days almost all Hindu people see him as a revolutionary, but what he said was "I have come here on earth to fulfill the laws of caste.” How can one say such a person as a revolutionary? A true revolutionary never thinks according to caste line, rich or poor. These are very few points there are many more truths about Gandhi. In addition, from above point’s you people can decide about Gandhi. In BABA SAHEB’s own words “Gandhi Age is the Dark Age of India”. BABA SAHEB has also said in an interview to BBC that “A PERSON WHO CHEATS AND KEEPS OTHER PEOPLE IN DARK, IF YOU CALL SUCH PERSON A MAHATMA, THEN GANDHI IS A MAHATMA..

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Tuesday 5 October 2021

SEVEN WONDERS OF PURI JAGANNATH

 

SEVEN WONDERS OF PURI JAGANNATH

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Seven Wonders of Jagannath Temple are as follows - (keep your scientific brain in silent mode and then read it. Still if you don’t believe this, better check yourself by going to Jagannath Puri- Orissa):

1. Flag always flaps in opposite direction of wind.

2. From any place in Puri you will find Sudarshan Chakra (Chakra at top of Temple) is facing you only.

3. Normally in daytime breeze comes from sea to land and in the evening, it is opposite but in Puri it’s totally opposite.

4. No bird or planes fly above the Temple.

5. The shadow of the main dome is not visible at any time in any direction.

6. The quantity of cooked food inside the Temple remains same for entire year. But same prasadam can feed few thousand people or 20 lac people; still it won’t not get wasted or never be inadequate.

7. In Jagannath Temple kitchen, 7 pots are kept on each other and cooked on wood fire. In this process, top pot gets cooked first and the bottom one last. After entering from Singhadwara’s first step, inside the Temple, one can’t hear any sound of ocean but when you cross the same step outside, you can hear it. Mostly we notice this in the evenings clearly.

It is the belief that Prasadam is cooked by Laxmidevi herself every day; only pure devotees of Lord can see Her inside the Temple kitchen, but I have yet to see a pure devotee.