Funny
English- Find Time to Laugh
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is
boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of
mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called
beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called
beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and
him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let's face it -
English is a crazy language.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not mop?
And if people from Poland are called Poles
Then people from Holland should be Holes
And the Germans, Germs.
Find Time to Laugh
There is racial
discrimination even in chess, Whites always move first.
We have Freedom of Speech, Why should
we pay TELEPHONE BILLS?
So many Organizations
have branches. Where is the tree?
Why do we still call it
BUILDING, when it’s already BUILT?
If it’s true that we
all are here to HELP others, where can we find others?
If you aren't supposed
to Drink and Drive, Why do bars have Parking lots?
A ‘Dog Food’ carton had
the label 'New with Improved Taste', Who Tested It?
When the "Black
Box" Never Damages in Plane Crash, Why not Airplane be made out Of That
Stuff?
People Say
"You've Been Working like a Dog", But Dogs Sit around All Day??
We all live in a
seriously funny world. See it in the lighter vein to laugh.
