Monday, 7 July 2014

MANAGEMENT EXPERIENCE

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The M anager asked: "Do you have any sales xperience?"
The Indian said: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in
 India”
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him
the job. "You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our
sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you
want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better
than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"
Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"
Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sold him small
fishhook. Then I sold him medium fishhook.
Then I sold him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a
boat, so we went down to the boating department and I
sold him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to our automotive
department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'd be staying, and since he
had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw
in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of
beer.
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here
to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck
and a tent?"Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is
the best way to relax your mind."

Hope you enjoyed the genius of an Indian.

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