Friday, 25 July 2014
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Monday, 7 July 2014
Question and the Answer given by Candidates ohh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q.. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)
Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!' The boy thought for a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!'
He was selected for IIM!
"Dont ever be angry on your friends..Bcz at the last moments of our life, we remember not the words of our enemies... but the silence of our F.R.I.E.N.D. S."
And I care for you so much.
I love the fondness in your eyes
I looked at you when you were born,
The snap I never allowed to go away,
I stood before you eagerly looking,
From you, for a touchy mild sway
You bring to me a heart of joy,And memories so great,
I watch you sleep and dream of things that I can only wounder
I see you run and jump and shout and calling out my name.
No love that I have ever known could ever feel the same.
And so my little princess before you go to sleep,
Remember I am your daddy and I am yours to keep.
MANAGEMENT EXPERIENCE
https://ramamohanraocheruku.blogspot.com/2014/07/experi
ance-manager-asked-do-you-have.html
The M anager asked: "Do you have any sales xperience?"
The Indian said: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India”
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him
the job. "You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how
you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our
sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you
want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better
than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"
Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"
Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sold him small
fishhook. Then I sold him medium fishhook.
Then I sold him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a
boat, so we went down to the boating department and I
sold him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to our automotive
department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'd be staying, and since he
had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of
those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw
in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of
beer.
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here
to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and
a tent?"Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin
for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is
the best way to relax your mind."
Hope you enjoyed the genius of an Indian.